thecomposerrobertfrobisher:

brainlesstroll:

thebardofdoom:

princessnootnoot:

digital-joker:

draumbouy:

shyperbole:

thattallsummonerguy:

jumpingjacktrash:

dredsina:

some general boob-having problems

THE DARTS, THEY DO NOTHING

the expressions and body language in this are fantastic.

To all you lovely people with boobs, thank you for being awesome <3

This is the realist shit that I have ever seen.

Yo teej

Is having tits really this uncomfortable?

Yes.

Huh. Man, did people with boobs ever get the short end of the stick.

WAS THAT A PUN, BECAUSE IF IT WAS, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

True. So goddamn true.




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iamtonysexual:

twisted—tragedy:

maid-of-heir:

therealfemstrider:

mattg124:

octopenis:

oblivionwayfarer:

grammaticalgenius:

jen0v4:

iamtonysexual:

welcometogeekdom:

allhailthecrazygirl:

napoleonbonerhard:

iamtonysexual:

lol reblog if uR A TRU 90’S KID!1!!

THIS IS TERRIFYING

i made a face that i have never made before

…yay?

I WAS JAMMING OUT AND THEN HAD TO MAKE IT STOP AND THEN STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I’M SO SCARED

It’s actually really hilarious to me how about 1/6 of the people who are reblogging this post only listen to the first couple of seconds and reblog it without listening any further, with no idea what they’ve unleashed upon their bretheren.

X3

BILL NYE THE DARK LORD SATAN

SCIENCE RULES.

ALL HAIL BILL.

HAIL BILL NYE

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

GOING

ON

<Pentagram> </Pentagram>

Bill Bill Bill Bill BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL B I L L B I L L B I L L B I L L

is this hell

I’m fucking scared

i’m so happy this is still going around after all this time





melodickitty:

obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

I wanna read more of this



straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory



wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful



Cute underwear

sillykana:

sharky-bandit:

houseofalexzander:

I bought cute undies at the mall today. The lady shopping next to me said “I have to ask, my son is trans, I am buying him underwear… I mean her, still working on the her thing, sorry, but could you help me? Please!”


I almost cried.

image

really though nothing makes me happier than supportive parents of trans* kids

almost tears



alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat



littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.

littlerestlessone:

mushin-beauty:

A small piece of popcorn permanently lodged in the back of their throat

Don’t underestimate polite scorn. It’s almost as bad as being tutted by a Brit.





skywlker:

Get To Know Me Meme:

[2/12] favourite movies in no particular order:

  • The Road to El Dorado (2000)


paperseverywhere:

He’s never gonna live it down

A bit late, but happy birthday you doof.





thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY