pocochina:

the-cimmerians:

pissy nine-year-old brat Spike is my favorite Spike

so, Spike. Spike is your favorite Spike.



damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK



knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.





allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.



psyducked:

party time



ladyromanadvoratrelundar:

Had to be done.

ladyromanadvoratrelundar:

Had to be done.



New Who Doctors in their previous incarnation’s clothes



whatilearnedfromdoctorwho:

I learned from Doctor Who that Heaven is real and it is run by a British woman who serves you cake and tea



mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you



justanother-fuckedup-paper-girl:

An array of all my favourite Gordon Ramsay memes



Like a Banshee. 





notmattsmith:

nine: don’t wander off

ten: don’t wander off

eleven: don’t wander off

twelve: