pissy nine-year-old brat Spike is my favorite Spike
so, Spike. Spike is your favorite Spike.
next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital
Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.
whAT THE FUCK
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
Had to be done.
New Who Doctors in their previous incarnation’s clothes
I learned from Doctor Who that Heaven is real and it is run by a British woman who serves you cake and tea
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
An array of all my favourite Gordon Ramsay memes
nine: don’t wander off
ten: don’t wander off
eleven: don’t wander off